dave barry Quotes 1
| Name | Birthday | Death Date | Nationality | father | Mother | Profession | Famous For |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dave Barry | 3 July 1947 | American | David Barry | Journalist, Author, Humorist, Columnist, Novelist | An American author and journalist, he received a 1983 Pulitzer Prize for his syndicated Miami Herald humor column. |
A list of popular dave barry quotes are given below.
"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings." - Dave Barry
"Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth." - Dave Barry
"Guys are simple, women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically." - Dave Barry
"Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column." - Dave Barry
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number." - Dave Barry
"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." - Dave Barry
"The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs." - Dave Barry
"Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?" - Dave Barry
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers." - Dave Barry
"Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print." - Dave Barry
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money." - Dave Barry
"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking." - Dave Barry
"It is a well documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin." - Dave Barry
"Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything." - Dave Barry
"I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and regardless of their political or cultural differences accuse each other of cheating." - Dave Barry
"There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately." - Dave Barry
"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around." - Dave Barry