woody allen Quotes 1
| Name | Birthday | Death Date | Nationality | father | Mother | Profession | Famous For |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Woody Allen | 1 December 1935 | American | Martin Konigsberg | Nettie Konigsberg | Screenwriter, Film producer, Playwright, Film Score Composer, Voice Actor, Comedian, Film director | American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, who directed and starred in two of his most famous films, 'Annie Hall' and 'Manhattan'. |
A list of popular woody allen quotes are given below.
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland." - Woody Allen
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever." - Woody Allen
"If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up." - Woody Allen
"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative." - Woody Allen
"If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up." - Woody Allen
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good." - Woody Allen
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon." - Woody Allen
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.
She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic." - Woody Allen
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" - Woody Allen