"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it." - Bill Cosby
"If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up." - Bill Cosby
"The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague." - Bill Cosby
"Mr Churchill, to what do you attribute your success in life?
Conservation of energy. Never stand up when you can sit down. And never sit down when you can lie down." - Winston Churchill
"This is an ugly and mean world, and only to spite it we mustn't weep. If you want to know, this is the constant source of my good spirit, of my humor. Not to cry, out of spite, only to laugh out of spite, only to laugh." - Sholom Aleichem
"War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can not grin, keep out of the way till you can." - Winston Churchill
"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce." - Winston Churchill