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"A pelican that is wet walks with a gaited limp, and the dry fish swims alone." - Bill Cosby
"I hate girls that giggle all the time... You hate any girl that David looks at." - Audrey Hepburn
"And...I think that's what life is all about, actually, about children and flowers." - Audrey Hepburn
"While they were saying it couldn't be done, it was done." - Helen Keller
"Adventures are never fun while you're having them." - C S Lewis
"She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression." - C S Lewis
"He who loves not Wine, Women and Song Remains a fool his whole life long." - Martin Luther
"The chief drawback with men is that they are too talkative." - Marilyn Monroe
"Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives." - Marilyn Monroe
"What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course." - Marilyn Monroe
"My little girls can break my heart. They can make me cry just looking at them eating their string beans." - Barack Obama
"Arise, Awake and Stop Not till the Goal is reached." - Swami Vivekananda
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." - Douglas Adams
"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat." - Douglas Adams
"We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works." - Douglas Adams
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed." - Douglas Adams
"Exactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means." - Douglas Adams
"Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner." - Douglas Adams
"And so the Universe ended." - Douglas Adams
"If you've done 6 impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?" - Douglas Adams
"I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it." - Douglas Adams
"Time is not currently one of my problems." - Douglas Adams
"But that's not the point!" raged Ford "The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!" - Douglas Adams
"Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
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