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Life 278
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God 110
Education 92
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Humor 81
Friendship 76
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Time 65
Death 64
Freedom 58
Good 54
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Women 48
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People 41
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Fear 28
Money 28
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Power 26
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Funny 24
Failure 24
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Future 18
Dreams 16
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World 16
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Soul 12
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Human Nature 6
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Pride 5
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Choices 4
Respect 4
Pain 4
Loss 4
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Birthday 4
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Heart 3
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3
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Home 2
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Country 2
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Jealousy 2
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Democracy 2
Sprit 2
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Christmas 2
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Mother 1
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"John Brooke is acting dreadfully, and Meg likes it!" - Louisa May Alcott
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer." - Woody Allen
"If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up." - Woody Allen
"My brain? That's my second favorite organ." - Woody Allen
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak." - Woody Allen
"I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me." - Woody Allen
"I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics." - Woody Allen
"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.." - Woody Allen
"Eternal life is great if you have the clothes for it." - Woody Allen
"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice." - Sholom Aleichem
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right." - Isaac Asimov
"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster." - Isaac Asimov
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." - Isaac Asimov
"A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment." - Jane Austen
"Those who do not complain are never pitied." - Jane Austen
"I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights." - Jane Austen
"The most incomprehensible thing in the world to a man, is a woman who rejects his offer of marriage!" - Jane Austen
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." - Francis Bacon
"I'm not funny. What I am is brave." - Lucille Ball
"The very smell of tobacco is abominable, for one cannot get it out of the curtains, and there is little pleasure in existence unless the curtains are all right." - James M Barrie
"It is a well documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin." - Dave Barry
"Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything." - Dave Barry
"I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and regardless of their political or cultural differences accuse each other of cheating." - Dave Barry
"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around." - Dave Barry
"I see', said Smee, still not seeing." - Dave Barry
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