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"He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else." - Benjamin Franklin
"Never take a wife till thou hast a house(and a fire) to put her in." - Benjamin Franklin
"By my rambling digressions I perceive myself to be growing old." - Benjamin Franklin
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." - Joseph Campbell
"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it." - Bill Cosby
"The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine." - Bill Cosby
"If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up." - Bill Cosby
"The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague." - Bill Cosby
"I did not fail the test. I just found 100 different ways to do it wrong." - Benjamin Franklin
"If more Africans had eaten missionaries, the continent would be in better shape." - Maya Angelou
"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber." - Winston Churchill
"Mr Churchill, to what do you attribute your success in life? Conservation of energy. Never stand up when you can sit down. And never sit down when you can lie down." - Winston Churchill
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." - Aesop
"This is an ugly and mean world, and only to spite it we mustn't weep. If you want to know, this is the constant source of my good spirit, of my humor. Not to cry, out of spite, only to laugh out of spite, only to laugh." - Sholom Aleichem
"People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them." - Lucille Ball
"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature." - Dave Barry
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last." - Winston Churchill
"When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone." - Winston Churchill
"This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read." - Winston Churchill
"War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can not grin, keep out of the way till you can." - Winston Churchill
"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce." - Winston Churchill
"Safari, so goody." - Winston Churchill
"Old is always fifteen years from now." - Bill Cosby
"When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?" - Bill Cosby
"Thats why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping." - Bill Cosby
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